The Wonderful World of Edward Monkton

Check out Mr Edward Monkton's website for his interesting thoughts. Here's a taste:

The Beautiful Frock

'Buy me, Lady,' said the frock, 'and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE HUMAN BEING.'
'Do not be SILLY,' said the Man, 'for a frock alone cannot do that.'
'TRUE,' said the Lady. "I will have the SHOES and the BAG as well!'

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